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Friday, April 13, 2007

Free to be You and Me

Lesterdog, April 11: I'm sure glad I'm free to be a pompom girl now. If I wasn't, you can be damn sure I'd be making some crack about the Knicks petitioning again for a new NBA "mercy rule"

Vecsey, April 13: Given four more games with .... an immediate boss who beams when his boys mirror his confrontational image, a moronic, high-voltage incident is liable to break out at any time. Most likely, it'll occur when the Knicks are getting wasted at the end of game. That's when they're most competitive. See the Melee at the Mecca when Thomas orchestrated a fight with the Nuggets and Tuesday's war of words in Chicago that carried from the court to the corridor outside the locker room. To avoid such ugliness in the future, the NBA should consider instituting a "mercy rule" to halt Knicks proceedings any time they fall behind by 25 in the fourth quarter.


So this fake macho BS doesn't bother anybody but me and 'ole Pete? C'mon Izwets!


2 comments:

lesterdog said...

and furthermore

Are there three people less worthy of complaining about somebody else's competitive spirit than Jerome "Drunk to Practice" James, Steve "My Season's Over, Maybe It Isn't, Maybe It is, OK it Isn't, Oops Yes It is" Francis, and Nate "We Lost By Twenty But I Dunked" Robinson.

and furtherfurthermore here's the truth on "running up the score":

< With five reserves on the floor, Chicago reached 94 points with 5:46 to play but shot just 1-for-10 the rest of the way with two free throws.>

and furtherfurtherfurthermore Curry is a pathetic idiot too:

<"I think they definitely were trying to rub it in," Curry said Tuesday. "We'll see them next year.">

Yeah, you'll see 'em Eddy. And when you do they'll have Odom or whoever they got in return for trading Nocioni and our pick. Why? Because other players bust a n on D, and you save your best effort for whining.

I want HIM gone. and NATE. and FRANCIS. and SNAX. and most of all that EVIL EVIL SWINE RESPONSIBLE FOR BRINGING OUR FRANCHISE TO THIS LOW.

we are pathetic whining laughingstock losers thank you zeke

carlos123 said...

wow!!! mercy!!!

Necessities

Ye Newe Glory-torium

Here, dear readers, is the final resting place of all weary Knicks fans. Yes, here is where one comes when the Triangle refuses to have three sides, when biting one's lip from losing to win later is one loss too far,or when said fan simply hits 'rock' bottom. In short, "the ship be" eternally "sinking" here. Welcome aboard, rearrange the deck chairs as you please.