There is no chance that anything in the following NBA Draft Mock-up will happen.
OR WILL IT? (many Thanks to the Escape From Elba crowd: http://forums.escapefromelba.com/)
#1)Lakers from Clips - Blake Griffin. The Lakers dump Bynum on the Clips to retool with a more inexpensive piece allowing for the resigning of Ariza and Odom for Phil Jackson's last year as head coach.
#2) Minn via Memphis - Ricky Rubio. Ricky decides to stay in Europe. Minn trades #5 and #18, cash, and a future first-rounder.
#3) Dallas via OKC - Hasheem Thabeet. Dallas trades J. Howard +#24 for Krstic, Watson, and #24
#4) Philadelphia via Sacramento - James Harden. Philly trades Delambert and Lou Williams +17 for Beno Udrith, Kenny Thomas, and #4
#5) Memphis via Minnesota via Washington - Jordan Hill.
#6) Minnesota - Tyreke Evans.
#7) Golden State - Earl Clark.
#8) New York - Stephon Curry.
#9) Toronto - Jonny Flynn.
#10) Milwaukee - Jrue Holiday.
#11) New Jersey - Austin Daye.
#12) Charlotte - Gerald Henderson
#13) Indiana - Ty Lawson. TJ Ford traded to PHX for #25
#14) OKC via Phoenix - BJ Mullens. PHX Gets #25 and OKC's 2010 #1
#15) Detroit - Tyler Hansbrough.
#17) Sacto via Philly - Jennings.
#29) PHX via NY via LAL - Wayne Ellington. NY trades #29, Duhon, Al Harrington, and Chandler for Amare.
Ye Newe Glory-torium
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