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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

KM Mock 3.0 (updated)

You know our mock drafts are customized toward the interest of Knicks fans. Good lord, somebody has to care about knicks fans.

The draft is looking grimmer. Minny has leap-frogged the Knicks by snatching #5. Walsh, according to Berman, plans on making no trades and thinks Gallinari and Chandler are building blocks... crist, what's Kevorkian's number?

It don't get much more hopeless in Knicksland.

Our official pick is eight. Let's speculate based on the latest information.

#1)Clips - Blake Griffin.

#2) Memphis - Tyreke Evans. Snubbed by Rubio and Thabeet, Memphis takes talent that's tradable.

#3) OKC - Hasheem Thabeet.

#4) Sacramento - Stephon Curry.

#5) Minnesota via Washington - James Harden.

#6) Minnesota - Ricky Rubio. They can waste a pick on a disgruntled draftee. Rubio will soon sign his sneakers, "All alone and freezing"

#7) Golden State - Jonny Flynn.

#8) New York - Ty Lawson. There's no reason to be this optimistic here, given the talent evaluations we've been treated to but we can still dream.

#9) Toronto - Jordan Hill

#10) Milwaukee - Earl Clark.

#11) New Jersey - Austin Daye.

#12) Charlotte - Gerald Henderson.

#13) Indiana - Terrance Williams.

#14) Phoenix - Jrue Holiday.

#15) Detroit - Tyler Hansbrough.

#28 NY from Minny) Brandon Jennings
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