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Phil Jackson Leon Rose: "We'd like Melo to 'have success somewhere'"


Friday, June 26, 2009

Another Year of Hell on Earth

The drafting of Jordan Hill is a huge disappointment. The highlight reel could have been taken at a high school basketball camp for big men. If he ever gets the hang of playing basketball, maybe the Knicks have drafted a 2015 star.

I have yet to understand trading for the #29 pick who turned out to be Toney. Couldn't he be had after getting cut by someone else? He's all ours now.

The Darko trade ensures that we're at least as good as last year's Grizzlies. Thank god for small favors.

I find fewer and fewer reasons to care about this team. The Knicks are an accounting firm first and a basketball team second.

And, quite honestly, I don't like LeBron so if he doesn't come I'll have at least one reason to remember this decade's Knicks fondly.

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Necessities

Ye Newe Glory-torium

Here, dear readers, is the final resting place of all weary Knicks fans. Yes, here is where one comes when the Triangle refuses to have three sides, when biting one's lip from losing to win later is one loss too far,or when said fan simply hits 'rock' bottom. In short, "the ship be" eternally "sinking" here. Welcome aboard, rearrange the deck chairs as you please.