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Friday, August 8, 2008

Why LeBron Leaves Cleveland

I couple of days ago, a photographer at an Obama "town hall" meeting decided that the Pledge of allegiance had to be recited for whatever reason possessed the fellow at the moment. So another blogger noted who this guy was and I spent a little time just checking out his profile.

In doing so I came across a comment that illuminates just why LeBron is more likely than not to be fleeing Cleveland at the end of his contract. The meat of the comment was;
Oh yeah by the way Forbes just named Cleveland one of America's fastest dying cities so lets just vote for lower taxes, no to school levy's, and yes to moronic debates like this one because it is clearly working for the city.

heres the link for that article:
http://www.forbes.com/2008/08/04/economy-ohio-michigan-biz_cx_jz_0805dying.html

Finally, I am 26 years old, born/raised in Cleveland, and trust me I would NEVER raise a family in this town the way it is now. LeBron and I are getting outta here ASAP haha (to whom it may concern: please save that witty homophobic comeback you were about to type in for another day). And one more thing OT: can we stop with the Cleveland Rocks thing, I mean my dad is 60 plus and doesn't even say Rocks anymore.
Anybody remember Randy Newman's Classic tune, Oh, Baltimore? Somebody better write one for Cleveland as well.

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Here, dear readers, is the final resting place of all weary Knicks fans. Yes, here is where one comes when the Triangle refuses to have three sides, when biting one's lip from losing to win later is one loss too far,or when said fan simply hits 'rock' bottom. In short, "the ship be" eternally "sinking" here. Welcome aboard, rearrange the deck chairs as you please.