The Knicks acquire Patrick Ewing Jr for - GET THIS - the eternal rights to Fredrick Weis.
First Chenowith, now this. Give me a minute to compose myself.
I'll be alright.
Ewing, Jr is an upgrade over Freddie in that he will physically appear to compete for a Knicks spot.
I guess this means that Jerome James can be moved - and I do mean moved - at some future date.
An angel has just earned some sporting goods points.
Ye Newe Glory-torium
Here, dear readers, is the final resting place of all weary Knicks fans. Yes, here is where one comes when James Dolan extends yet another contract, when the Knicks trade for yet another ambulatory star, or when said fan simply hits 'rock' bottom. In short, "the ship be" eternally "sinking" here. Welcome aboard, rearrange the deck chairs as you please.