When they made up the Artest to Orlando rumor, the writers must have been pretty drunk and sloppy. And they had to be laughing their asses off as well. Imagine the conversation;
Writer1: Let's see who might be interested in Artest?
Writer2: (Laughing so hard his eyes are watering) How about a young team needing a court mentor?
Writer1: (Holding his stomach to keep from falling over laughing) OH YEAH. A young team trying to build for the future, that's the ticket!
Writer2: Wait, wait, wait... let's send Ron-Ron to Disneyland!
Writer1: (barely able to take it anymore) Stop. Stop. Stop. You're hurting me. Orlando. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, yeah... let's say he's going to Orlando... (slapping the table)
Writer2: And, and, and... it'll be for... Turkoglu...
Writer 1: Geezus, I can't take it...
Writer2: Oh. I can't type, I'm laughing so hard. Can you imagine the coach's face.... (falls off his chair)
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