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Phil Jackson Leon Rose: "We'd like Melo to 'have success somewhere'"


Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Ouch!

Charley Rosen on Patrick Ewing's coaching;
Educational experience
One of Stan Van Gundy's first moves in Orlando was to bring in Patrick Ewing as assistant coach in charge of Dwight Howard's education. Based on his playing career, and after doing little to improve Yao Ming, Ewing certainly has plenty to teach young Howard:

# How to avoid passing.
# How not to play defense.
# Why it's more advisable to take fadeaway jumpers than to attack the basket.
# The theory and practice of the Georgetown Gallop.
# The art of missing clutch shots, especially from the foul line.

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Necessities

Ye Newe Glory-torium

Here, dear readers, is the final resting place of all weary Knicks fans. Yes, here is where one comes when the Triangle refuses to have three sides, when biting one's lip from losing to win later is one loss too far,or when said fan simply hits 'rock' bottom. In short, "the ship be" eternally "sinking" here. Welcome aboard, rearrange the deck chairs as you please.