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Showing posts with label 2010 Mockapalloza. Show all posts
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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

KM Mockapalooza Knicks Mash-up 2010 Version 1.0

Potential Eddie Curry draft day trades [in order]:

Curry and a second-rounder for Elton Brand and #2 [D. Cousins] - Knicks assume an albatross contract but assure themseles of a potential All-Star center.

-OR-

Curry and a second-rounder for Monta Ellis and #6 [Greg Monroe]

-OR-

Curry and a second rounder for Al Jefferson, #16 [Saunders] and #23 [Brackins]

-OR Finally, -

Curry and a second rounder for Turkoglu and #13 [Aldrich]

In every case NY assumes long term debt on contracts that strangle the other team.

Otherwise,

NY buys Boston's pick #19 [Saunders]

At #38 NY catches a falling Stanley Robinson

At #39 NY drafts Greivis Vasquez

Necessities

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