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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

KM Mockapalooza Knicks Mash-up 2010 Version 1.0

Potential Eddie Curry draft day trades [in order]:

Curry and a second-rounder for Elton Brand and #2 [D. Cousins] - Knicks assume an albatross contract but assure themseles of a potential All-Star center.

-OR-

Curry and a second-rounder for Monta Ellis and #6 [Greg Monroe]

-OR-

Curry and a second rounder for Al Jefferson, #16 [Saunders] and #23 [Brackins]

-OR Finally, -

Curry and a second rounder for Turkoglu and #13 [Aldrich]

In every case NY assumes long term debt on contracts that strangle the other team.

Otherwise,

NY buys Boston's pick #19 [Saunders]

At #38 NY catches a falling Stanley Robinson

At #39 NY drafts Greivis Vasquez

1 comment:

lee said...

free agency tomorrow!!! anyone watching "knicks night live" tonight on MSG? hoping they say something about lebron coming to nyc. don't want to lose him to Chicago, Miami or the nets

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