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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Rumble in a Foreign Garden

The nationally televised game tonight has the potential to be an instant classic. The Knicks have a lot to prove and spanking the Celtics would go a long way in establishing their legitimacy.

Mister Earl at Ultimate Knicks correctly observes,
Let's Get Ready to Rumble!

Like NYK resurrection stated so eloquently at the top - "here we go"

Bump it, if there are suspensions or fines, it ain't no big deal. We are the freakin' Noo York Knicks. We rumble for kicks and giggles. We scuffled with Denver just to get warmed up. We got plenty of reserves to make up the difference.

If Quentin gets tossed, big deal - he gets to rest his elbow and back

If Jeffries gets tossed - we still got Balkman

If Lee gets tossed, certainly the league office will go easy on him.

If Eddy gets tossed - we still have Zach (who actually STARTED the rumble)

If Marbury gets tossed, he becomes a fan favorite for showing passion. Nah, that's too easy, Marbury gets booed no matter what.

"Protect yourself at all times and come out fighting"

Send a message right in their backyard that the Knicks ain't takin' no ish offa nobody.

Get the Jiffy Pop ready people. The basketball season is about to get started.

Amen.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Celtics 113
Knicks 85

Frank Krasicki said...

Brick, brick, brick...

No such score is gonna happen tonight.

No, the score will be Knicks 103 - Celts 98.

At least two players will be ejected. Boston will leave with psychological scars to their basketball dreams.

Anonymous said...

Like I said, go crawl back in your hole Knicks fans. Try to score over 60 next time.

Necessities

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